Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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