I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Barsexuality is the new black.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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