In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
