we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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