They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
All the doctor said was why
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