Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
