Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Randomize
