That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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