dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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