I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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