When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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