I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Can I color on your dick again?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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