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Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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