dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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