He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
