What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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