I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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