Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Terrible idea I love it
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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