No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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