it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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