you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
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