I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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