Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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