doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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