I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't think brook has ever known best
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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