i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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