The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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