Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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