i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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