Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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