A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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