You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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