I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
She just used a chaser for red wine.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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