Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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