so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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