also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Go christen that room with your naked body.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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