doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Randomize
