So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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