YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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