There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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