The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
