i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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