She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Is her dick bigger than yours?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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