You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he puts the penis in happiness.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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