do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Are we still banned from the library?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It's blow job season.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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