Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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