Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You were trust falling into bushes
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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