Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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