I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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