Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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